Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
