You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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