If that was your dad, he is hot
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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