Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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