I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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