Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I will be naked everywhere
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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