We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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