we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Randomize
