You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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