Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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