I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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