But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
