i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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