Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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