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(248): View more from Michigan

Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!

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(540): View more from Virginia

I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.

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(630): View more from Illinois

between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before

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(314): View more from Missouri

I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...

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(415): View more from California

had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon

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(330): View more from Ohio

Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that

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(513): View more from Ohio

Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.

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