Just cropdusted the office
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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