Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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