I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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