hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
She's the barista slut.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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