We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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