We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
my nose is crying tears of wow.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Drunk is a universal language darling
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