So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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