It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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