i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
It's never too late to be topless.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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