How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
