I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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