there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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