Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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