forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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