I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
you didnt know i had herpes?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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