Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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