Don't you send me to vm
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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