a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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