the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Randomize
