I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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