Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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