i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
So apparently I’m into choking now
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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