just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Come share oat with me in your robe
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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