he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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