Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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