no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i came on her dog
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
