you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
