It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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