she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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