How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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