Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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