i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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