It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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