You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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