Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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