the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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